Golden Mountain Dog Solutions

A few days ago, one of our friends sent us a link to a website that introduced a new product to the dog toy market – the “Doggie Lover Doll“, touted as the world’s first sex doll for dogs. This is the kind of bizarre internet phenomenon that tends to disappear  in the blink of an eye, so in case the link stops working we’re including the contents of the press release below:

The world’s first sex doll for dogs will be launched at the 8th Pet South America (July 22nd to 24th, 2009), at the Transamerica Expo Center, in São Paulo.

You may know or have probably heard about these dolls for men that are very popular in Sex Shops around the world. There are inflatable ones, full-body, silicone, as well as other models. So now the first doll for dogs has been launched in Brazil. That’s right, a doll for dogs to practice safe sex. The majority of non-neutered dogs spend a good chunk of time looking for something to hump. They try pillows, furry creatures, people’s legs and even other animals. Read the rest of this entry »

Grand Opening? Yes, we know that the GMDS Dog Blog got its start on Blogspot back in 2008, but the time has come to move what has become a popular haunt over to our own GMDS web host.

As of today, the old Blogspot blog page will be maintained as archive only, and the entire archive has also been moved here where all new posts will be made.

If you are a follower of the GMDS Dog Blog and/or have the blog bookmarked, please realign your navigation systems to point here.

Onward and upward with tails held high,
Diana and Randy

Author’s Note: The following article combines two that I originally wrote and published on my personal blog, Large Fierce Mammal in September 2008. This will be your Sunday programming while Diana and I lead the Pack for a day in the woods.

A Tiny Tale …

Diana holds Tiny, the canine cannon ball, during the little gaffer’s “Welcome to Canada” party.

Back in 2000, I was in Florida on business and ended up rescuing a little ragamuffin toy poodle puppy named Tiny. Because I was traveling on business, I flew there and back in uniform. This was before we transitioned to the black field uniforms. At the time, we used a navy blue tactical uniform for field operations with “Whynacht Security & Survival” shoulder flashes and mine also had a bright yellow “Dog Handler” patch on the right sleeve. Read the rest of this entry »

I was responsible for naming the family dog, a mostly black Border Collie, after "Bullet the Wonder Dog", trusty companion of Roy Rogers in the adventure series that aired from 1961 to 1964 and that I never missed.

When I was growing up in the small fishing town of Lunenburg, Nova Scotia in the 1960′s and 1970′s it was the norm, after feeding them a meal of table scraps, for people to turn their often unspayed and unneutered dogs loose “for a run” in the evening with the expectation that they would go on a toot and return before the family retired for the night. While this practice makes me cringe on a range of levels too broad to mention here, and I decidedly do not recommend its adoption by anyone, anywhere, for any reason, at any time, EVER, it actually worked amazingly well, and had a few valuable side effects on my formative years that I will carry with me for the rest of my life. Most particularly, as a kid on the go in the streets of Lunenburg it was not uncommon to encounter dogs running loose, singly and in groups. Sometimes you knew one or more of the dogs you met, sometimes you didn’t. Parents of the town understood this as a reality of life, and instructed their children in the basic rules of conduct that would increase the likelihood their offspring would return home with all fingers and facial features intact. Most kids therefore understood what kinds of human behaviour would increase or decrease the chances of a person being chased or bitten, and those who didn’t soon learned the old fashioned way. I was fascinated by the obvious compulsion dogs had to seek each other out and gather in packs, and unlike the children of Lunenburg, how infrequently, when left to themselves, this resulted in any kind of conflict. Read the rest of this entry »

Diana and I regularly encounter questions about our work, our attitudes about dog training methods and specific dog trainers, about the latest books on dog related subjects, if we do group sessions and teach obedience classes, et cetera. While we’ll ultimately post articles dealing with all of these points, this article will address the common connection people make between our methods and those of well known dog behaviourist Cesar Millan.

I’ll start with an anecdote. Most people reading this will have heard of the television series MacGyverthat ran for seven seasons from 1985 to 1992 and starred Richard Dean Anderson in the title role. In case you’ve forgotten or are too young to know, Angus MacGyver was an incredibly creative and resourceful fictional secret agent who preferred non-violent means of conflict resolution and, while he refused to use or carry a gun, was never without his trusty Swiss Army Knife. Read the rest of this entry »